Produce Uwe Boll's New Movie!

Do you enjoy garbage? Are you one of those few who don't look for quality in their movies, but rather two hours of endless, dull idiocy? Do you want to be a part of one of the worst directors in film history's movies? If so, now's your chance!

JoBlo.com is reporting that schlock king Uwe Boll, best known for his award winning (read: consistently terrible) films like Alone in the Dark and House of the Dead, is asking for your assistance to make his new film, titled Blackout. That's right, for the small price of only $50, you will be a co-producer on his latest cinematic catastrophe. However, the movie will not be made unless he can raise $18.5 million. So you literally hold his movie's life in your hands.

But what will you get in return you ask? A limited edition copy of the flick on DVD! Boo-yah! What more could you ask for (besides a film that is even moderately amusing)?

Of course, the question remains, what if you contribute money and the film is never made? Well, you'll get 40 bucks of it back. While you're free to do whatever you like with your money, I'm convinced Boll is pulling a fast one on all of us because he should know full well by now that nobody in their right mind is going to give him a penny to create another critical and commercial failure. He'll get to reap the benefits of keeping the extra 10 bucks from all of the suckers who fall for this while they themselves get screwed over. However, if you feel like wasting your money, head right on over here to contribute. Have fun with that.